Do you crave isolation in this ever-connected world? Are you overweight, overtired and overstimulated? Do you yearn for the long-gone days of wonder before everything was cataloged and wikied and dissected and magnified? The Antichrist has his own YouTube channel now, and he’s a fraud – what a letdown. Today the sky was blue and the kids were playing and the little white dog was too anxious to even bark. She ran in circles not knowing what to do, and I couldn’t find a single Goddamn thing about it online, but I hit “post” and now you can.